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Monday, May 22, 2023

So Many Malagasy Questions

After having spent my first week at the Madagascar Research and Conservation Institute, many questions have surfaced. Here goes:

Q: Can you get clothes clean by washing in brown river water?

A: “Clean” is a relative scale, right. No one else is clean!

Q:Why is the ground wet below a pipe running away from the sink?

A: it’s hard to maintain things when competing with the jungle!

Q:How much is enough water to drink when it's 38C and feels like 43C?

A: Have you peed lately?


Q:Is it OK to sleep with a gecko in my bed?

A: it’s way better when the gecko sleeps in someone else’s bed! (Same for spiders and snakes!)

Q:Are these cramps just gas, or will it become diarrhea?

A: plan for the worst. Put some “loo roll” in your pocket!

Q: How much is too much rice?

A: if the previous question is a problem, eat more rice.

Q: Where does the garbage actually go? Yellow bins everywhere, and Nosy Komba is a small island.

A: There are no fires burning close by, but maybe that happens at night. 

Q:Why do all the bird species sound the same? Or is that just me?

A: These green pidgeons sound like puppies. The angry cat sounds come from bulbols. The rest well…

Q:Do giant cockroaches bite? (We slept on a cement church floor, and this was a REAL concern!)

A: whether they bite or crawl on your face, it’s still bad. 

Q: Who "borrowed" our sunscreen?

A: Based on the number of burnt faces, backs and legs returning from this weekend’s “fun” away from camp, no one here has ANY screen.